Season 9

• Episode 1: The Butter Shave — 70 scenes
  "What is Holland?"
• Episode 2: The Voice — 67 scenes
  "...lifting that 200-pound motorized cart with one hand."
• Episode 3: The Serenity Now — 65 scenes
  "If you want the legroom, say you want the room. Don't blame the mechanism."
• Episode 4: The Blood — 65 scenes
  "-You sure you can't stay longer? -No, we just came up for the funeral."
• Episode 5: The Junk Mail — 76 scenes
  "-Chinese food. -There's my Chinese food."
• Episode 6: The Merv Griffin Show — 73 scenes
  "-If you borrow my blender, return it. -Come on, we're like Cain and Abel."
• Episode 7: The Slicer — 69 scenes
  "-No. No, I don't want this anymore. -We're going to work with you."
• Episode 8: The Betrayal — 77 scenes
  "So Elaine, are you gonna sleep with me or what?"
• Episode 9: The Apology — 67 scenes
  "Oh, fantastic. I'm starving."
• Episode 10: The Strike — 62 scenes
  "Hey, George, thanks again for getting me those Yankee tickets."
• Episode 11: The Dealership — 63 scenes
  "Years. When we were kids it seemed like it was around the corner."
• Episode 12: The Reverse Peephole — 70 scenes
  "-Careful. This plate is extremely hot. -Thank you."
• Episode 13: The Cartoon — 68 scenes
  "She moved to New York. She's trying to become an actress."
• Episode 14: The Strongbox — 70 scenes
  "Maura, I want you to know, I've given this a lot of thought."
• Episode 15: The Wizard — 65 scenes
  "I'll tell him I got it on the street and maybe it's hot. That's his favorite."
• Episode 16: The Burning — 65 scenes
  "All right, be careful with the car, babe. And don't move the seat."
• Episode 17: The Bookstore — 65 scenes
  "-You hanging out? -Yeah, yeah."
• Episode 18: The Frogger — 67 scenes
  "There are 200 people who work in this office."
• Episode 19: The Maid — 64 scenes
  "I've gone as far as I can go with George Costanza."
• Episode 20: The Puerto Rican Day — 65 scenes
  "Before that, people would just hit the ball and it would fly away."
• Episode 21: The Clip Show — 119 scenes
  "To see this movie we gotta get moving."
• Episode 23: The Finale — 169 scenes
  "...it's all about sitting down. "I would really like to sit down with you.""