The Apology
Season 9, Episode 9 — 67 scenes
- "Oh, fantastic. I'm starving."
- "How about that?"
- "I've had bedroom naked, I've had walk-to-the-bathroom naked."
- "His apartment was being fumigated. We thought we'd give it another shot."
- "He had that very drafty apartment. -I think on 9th Avenue--"
- "Regardless, I had to walk around for the rest of the party..."
- "-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head."
- "...we're the only ones in this bathroom."
- "That's an hour ago. What were you doing in there?"
- "All right. Whiff away."
- "Would you use a seat protector if you had a roommate?"
- "Yeah, you're right. She's probably one of those neurotic clean freaks."
- "I'd accuse you of cheating, but where would you hide the tiles?"
- "When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles..."
- "But the thing you don't realize is there's good naked and bad naked."
- "I think I may even have called you Gary a couple of times."
- "Thank you. I did notice and I appreciate you rectifying it."
- "Well, I'll see you guys later."
- "I made some good cuts and I didn't lose anything I needed."
- "-First cleaning one area, then another. -Well, that's how cats do it."
- "He has to do is count his blessings, say a prayer and he's done."
- "Here, take mine. There's a little left."
- "But I just don't know if I see myself working with ice cream."
- "No way. You would have completely stretched it out."
- "...struggling to find its way into the normal-size neck hole..."
- "...but this guy's really showing me something."
- "That wasn't really necessary. I don't ride it. It's just for show."
- "You got anything to snack on?"
- "Please stop. Let me help you with that."
- "What is it about me that you find so offensive?"
- "...and there has been an occasional guy here or there, but--"
- "That's good, isn't it? You have a happy and a healthy."
- "You want an apology for the apology plus the original apology?"
- "Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball?"
- "Well, you on all fours, that thing vibrating..."
- "-When are you getting out? -I'm not. I'll see you later, buddy."
- "...rubbed her stapler in my armpit and put her keyboard on my butt."
- "Instead of an apology he was bebopping and scatting all over me."
- "...for three years because I kept losing the Pinewood Derby."
- "All right. That's more like it. Thank you very much."
- "It's just some of the things that she does when she's naked."
- "I thought I'd polish it up with this belt sander I have here."
- "George, here have a seat."
- "Excuse me. We have a no-yelling policy at these meetings."
- "And now, they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad."
- "The male body is utilitarian. It's for getting around. It's like a Jeep."
- "-So you don't think it's attractive? -It's hideous."
- "Dismantle latch hasp beneath main drainage line.""
- "You gotta dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line."
- "Yeah, he says you can just give it to him tomorrow when you see him."
- "...who is convinced that my germs make her sick."
- "...but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs."
- "...at those disgusting old bedroom slippers she slobs around in."
- "Okay. We're broken up for the rest of the day."
- "Maybe a haircut and I don't know, maybe this and--"
- "...she kept trying to not picture me naked."
- "I wanted to see you right away, but my hours here aren't so flexible."
- "...my apology at the coffee shop was sarcastic and rude..."
- "I don't wanna get into a big thing here but I'm not sure if technically..."
- "-Is there anybody else here but you? -I'm alone and it's my second day."
- "I'm not saying anything to you. I'm not sorry. I was never sorry."
- "Can't you see we're closed? Get out."
- "And here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much-needed..."
- "This food was in the shower with you?"
- "Excuse me? Is this Rage-aholics?"
- "...for saying that I would stretch out the neck hole on his sweater."
- "Take a look at his neck, not to mention the melon sitting on top of it."
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