The Apology

Season 9, Episode 9 — 67 scenes

• "Oh, fantastic. I'm starving."
• "How about that?"
• "I've had bedroom naked, I've had walk-to-the-bathroom naked."
• "His apartment was being fumigated. We thought we'd give it another shot."
• "He had that very drafty apartment. -I think on 9th Avenue--"
• "Regardless, I had to walk around for the rest of the party..."
• "-I really think it's the size of your neck. -It's my head."
• "...we're the only ones in this bathroom."
• "That's an hour ago. What were you doing in there?"
• "All right. Whiff away."
• "Would you use a seat protector if you had a roommate?"
• "Yeah, you're right. She's probably one of those neurotic clean freaks."
• "I'd accuse you of cheating, but where would you hide the tiles?"
• "When you cough, there are thousands of unseen muscles..."
• "But the thing you don't realize is there's good naked and bad naked."
• "I think I may even have called you Gary a couple of times."
• "Thank you. I did notice and I appreciate you rectifying it."
• "Well, I'll see you guys later."
• "I made some good cuts and I didn't lose anything I needed."
• "-First cleaning one area, then another. -Well, that's how cats do it."
• "He has to do is count his blessings, say a prayer and he's done."
• "Here, take mine. There's a little left."
• "But I just don't know if I see myself working with ice cream."
• "No way. You would have completely stretched it out."
• "...struggling to find its way into the normal-size neck hole..."
• "...but this guy's really showing me something."
• "That wasn't really necessary. I don't ride it. It's just for show."
• "You got anything to snack on?"
• "Please stop. Let me help you with that."
• "What is it about me that you find so offensive?"
• "...and there has been an occasional guy here or there, but--"
• "That's good, isn't it? You have a happy and a healthy."
• "You want an apology for the apology plus the original apology?"
• "Where am I gonna get a fat guy and a cannonball?"
• "Well, you on all fours, that thing vibrating..."
• "-When are you getting out? -I'm not. I'll see you later, buddy."
• "...rubbed her stapler in my armpit and put her keyboard on my butt."
• "Instead of an apology he was bebopping and scatting all over me."
• "...for three years because I kept losing the Pinewood Derby."
• "All right. That's more like it. Thank you very much."
• "It's just some of the things that she does when she's naked."
• "I thought I'd polish it up with this belt sander I have here."
• "George, here have a seat."
• "Excuse me. We have a no-yelling policy at these meetings."
• "And now, they want me to bottle it up. It makes me so mad."
• "The male body is utilitarian. It's for getting around. It's like a Jeep."
• "-So you don't think it's attractive? -It's hideous."
• "Dismantle latch hasp beneath main drainage line.""
• "You gotta dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line."
• "Yeah, he says you can just give it to him tomorrow when you see him."
• "...who is convinced that my germs make her sick."
• "...but I assure you, I don't have any problem with germs."
• "...at those disgusting old bedroom slippers she slobs around in."
• "Okay. We're broken up for the rest of the day."
• "Maybe a haircut and I don't know, maybe this and--"
• "...she kept trying to not picture me naked."
• "I wanted to see you right away, but my hours here aren't so flexible."
• "...my apology at the coffee shop was sarcastic and rude..."
• "I don't wanna get into a big thing here but I'm not sure if technically..."
• "-Is there anybody else here but you? -I'm alone and it's my second day."
• "I'm not saying anything to you. I'm not sorry. I was never sorry."
• "Can't you see we're closed? Get out."
• "And here's to David Puddy for helping me install a much-needed..."
• "This food was in the shower with you?"
• "Excuse me? Is this Rage-aholics?"
• "...for saying that I would stretch out the neck hole on his sweater."
• "Take a look at his neck, not to mention the melon sitting on top of it."