Season 9, Episode 9: "The Apology"

I know it looks bleak. I've been there.

Ten years ago, waking up next to a woman liked this...

...would have sent me running for the pHisoHex.

-Really? -I still have trouble looking...

...at those disgusting old bedroom slippers she slobs around in.

Hey, I've had those since college. They're bunnies.

They're bacteria traps.

So you just learned to live with it?

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