Season 9, Episode 9: "The Apology"

Oh, yes. Yeah, you got any A.1., because I'm cooking a steak.

-What? -A different one.

Okay, Jerry. I fixed that bike.

That wasn't really necessary. I don't ride it. It's just for show.

I gotta clean those bearings. Hold this.

-Look at all that gunk. -Please, don't crouch.

-It caught my skin. -Oh, that's bad.

Especially that area.

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