Season 9, Episode 9: "The Apology"

And then I asked myself why. I mean, this is where I wanna be.

I got a waterproof phone, I shaved, I brushed my teeth...

...and I ordered a pair of chinos from J. Crew.

-When are you getting out? -I'm not. I'll see you later, buddy.

Bad news, people. Peggy is home sick.

She's stuffed up, achy and suffering from intense malaise.

Oh, come on. We all have intense malaise, right?

I just spoke with her, Elaine.

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