Season 9, Episode 9: "The Apology"

Well, what if you showed her bad naked, huh?

-You still got that belt sander? -Yeah.

Well, you on all fours, that thing vibrating...

...kicking up sawdust.

She'll get the picture.

-Hello? -Jerry, guess where I'm calling from?

-World War I plane? -No, I'm in my shower.

I'm trying to get out of the shower sooner.

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