Season 9, Episode 9: "The Apology"

Oh, you spoiled, spoiled man.

You know how much mental energy I expend...

...trying to picture women naked?

But the thing you don't realize is there's good naked and bad naked.

Naked hair brushing, good. Naked crouching, bad.

-Hey, there's Hanky. -All right, it's grovel time.

Hey, George. Jerry.

Listen, I just got sober...

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