The Dealership
Season 9, Episode 11 — 63 scenes
- "Years. When we were kids it seemed like it was around the corner."
- "-And the underwater bubble cities? -It's like we're living in the '50s here."
- "Would you stop it? You'll have plenty of time to destroy it after I get it."
- "They stick you with the undercoating, rustproofing, dealer prep."
- "Next thing I know, I'm getting dropped off in a Le Car with a fabric sunroof."
- "-I see. So you're his manag--? -Neighbor. That's right."
- "-"I'll walk out of here right now." -Can I help you with something?"
- "So I decided I'm gonna go with a 900 convertible."
- "--an adjustable steering wheel and-- Oh, Mr. Kramer, you missed the turn."
- "Well, it's a test drive, right? I never drive around here."
- "You got any of those free doughnuts you use to soften people up?"
- "I don't know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector."
- "There's a vending machine. I can show you where it is."
- "Have you noticed your boyfriend has developed an annoying little habit?"
- "In fact, some of them have moved on. They're doing sign language now."
- "David, can you come help me fix the copy machine? Come on."
- "Excuse me, do you have change of a dollar?"
- "...and I couldn't help but notice that you have several crisp dollar bills."
- "Mr. Kramer, we're really not allowed to use the cars to run errands."
- "Can I interest you in a little supplemental restraint?"
- "Either that or they've got a weird little hang-up about lying face down in fi..."
- "Hey, Puddy thinks I should go for the CD player. What do you think?"
- "They put out some more doughnuts."
- "...and I find myself in a situation where the car is almost out of gas."
- "So you wanna know how far you can drive your friend's car for free."
- "It was dangling. There were two left in the machine."
- "Paper jam. Got it."
- "-What did I tell you about that? -I'm sorry."
- "-I am leaving. -Yeah, if you leave, we're through."
- "-Finder's fee. -Finder's fee? It was on the lot."
- "How are you gonna start it?"
- "That's no 5th Avenue bar. I can see the crumb in the corner of your lip."
- "So let's not just say things that we both know are obvious fabrications."
- "Elaine and Puddy broke up. He's treating me like a regular customer."
- "When I came to the car was in a ditch and the tank was full."
- "When we started this deal, I thought things were gonna be different."
- "I'm starving. I can feel my stomach sucking up against my spine."
- "Just because a candy bar fails to fall from its perch--"
- "We have to keep going to the dealership. That was the plan."
- "You know, just that you cared enough to call means so much, Jerry."
- "Yeah, right. I'm gonna get my car repaired at a dealership."
- "I caught him and his face was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs."
- "All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired."
- "They all have swirling chocolate in the commercial."
- "Dad, I told you you could sit here only if you don't talk."
- "What's important is you two getting back together."
- "Now, what do I have to do to put you two in a relationship today?"
- "All right, I'll get you a Mounds bar. Keep the engine running."
- "...they went farther to the left of the slash than anyone ever dreamed.""
- "...wouldn't you agree he would have no problem..."
- "Only I hold the answer key to their true candy identities."
- "And you? How many Twix does that make for you today?"
- "Now, give me one. Give me a Twix."
- "...and in exchange Elaine comes to your softball game..."
- "All right, all right, that's enough. Now, let's get back to my deal."
- "Oh, Mr. Kramer, I gotta thank you. I learned a lot."
- "And where does it end? Then everyone's doing it."
- "Who were you trying to setup anyway? The mechanic or the manager?"
- "I think there's a mental hospital near here."
- "Well, I think we stopped."
- "You can probably let go of my hand now."
- "Well, I'll think about it."
- "Do you have my card?"
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