Season 9, Episode 11: "The Dealership"

Dad, I told you you could sit here only if you don't talk.

You make your father sit here all day?

-He likes it. -All right. Do you mind?

I have the window.

Now, what're you gonna do about my Twix?

-Twix has too much coconut. -No, there's no coconut!

-I'm allergic to coconut. -I'm not.

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