Season 9, Episode 11: "The Dealership"

Sir, what exactly is the problem?

One of your guys, Kip or Ned--

Short name. --stole my Twix candy bar.

Are you saying he grabbed your candy bar away from you?

He might as well have.

I caught him and his face was covered in chocolate and cookie crumbs.

-I thought you said it was a Twix? -Oh, it was.

But he claimed it was a 5th Avenue bar.

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