Season 9, Episode 11: "The Dealership"

-Maybe it was. -Oh, no. No.

Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch.

-What about the $100,000 bar? -No, rice and caramel.

-Nougat? Positive? -No. Please.

You know they changed the name from $100,000 bar to Hundred Grand?

All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired.

I remember when you used to be able to get a Hershey for a nickel.

What's the one with the swirling chocolate in the commercial?

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