Season 9, Episode 11: "The Dealership"

I didn't like that roast beef so how about lunch?

-No, no lunch. -I'll hang this phone up right now.

-All right, lunch. -See you.

Bye. Everybody's ripping me off.

I'd like to report a problem with one of your mechanics.

When did you bring your car in?

Yeah, right. I'm gonna get my car repaired at a dealership.

Why don't I just flush my money down the toilet?

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