The Frogger
Season 9, Episode 18 — 67 scenes
- "There are 200 people who work in this office."
- "Hey, what's going on here?"
- "Elaine, it's my last day."
- "I shouldn't go out with a friend of yours. I foresee messiness."
- "-Your old high school hangout. Why? -They're closing. Going for a last slice."
- "You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of them?"
- "Oh, no, no, I had to fish around in the evidence room for it."
- "It's just some guy, he's been running around Riverside Park, you know..."
- "We'll have two slices and two grape sodas."
- "Getting that frog across the street was my entire life."
- "Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella."
- "I think I remember why we stopped coming here."
- "Get well, get well soon We wish you to get well--"
- "Not you, Becky. I know you have a slow metabolism."
- "Get well, get well soon--"
- "I'll tell you, Lisi, I never expected that movie to--"
- "Well, it was nice meeting you. I'm sure, I'll see you--"
- "Hey, how you gonna keep the machine plugged in while you move it?"
- "Once you unplug the machine, all the scores will be erased."
- "You'd think just once, I could get a break."
- "...so that I can move it without losing power because I have the high score."
- "George, you're not gonna find an electrician like that..."
- "In fact, that's one of the things that we argue about."
- "GLC must live on."
- "I didn't realize how hooked I got on that 4:00 sugar rush."
- "-Hey, what? What is--? -Yeah, I dropped an egg."
- "It's a cakewalk."
- "Inside that small, college-boy mini-fridge is my latest acquisition."
- "...of King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson, circa 1937."
- "-I thought we were going-- -Back to my place, that's right."
- "I just wanted to make out a little, but she kind of--"
- "Peterman got it at the Duke and Duchess of Windsor auction."
- "Well, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it."
- "-What is going on with you two? -I think by sleeping with her..."
- "Just make a clean break."
- "Just a little off the side. Perfect."
- "Oh, commander, isn't the wedding marvelous?"
- "Now, each of you is here because you're the best at what you do."
- "All right, all right, calm down. Calm down. Calm down."
- "-I thought we were stealing it. -Feels like we're stealing it."
- "Well, I need a battery for this kind of job."
- "-Where are the pizza ovens? -I thought the bathroom was here."
- "It's not that complicated."
- "I need to replace an antique piece of cake."
- "They got their own case at the end of the aisle."
- "Then this Pennsylvania Dutch thing comes out of nowhere."
- "Then may I say something without being interrupted?"
- "Well, go ahead, because I'd really like to know."
- "Boy, did your mother do a number on you."
- "Fine. So it's over."
- "Why is it dark out? What time is it?"
- "-See how it looks in the light of day. -Out."
- "We can work this out. I was wrong, you were right. I'll do anything."
- "The truck'll be there. Kramer's taped out a loading zone."
- "-Where? -Look what I found."
- "Why don't you put it in the car so I don't accidentally..."
- "...back to the wedding of one of the most dashing and romantic..."
- "...is the world's foremost appraiser of vintage pastry."
- "No, they have a display case at the end of the aisle."
- "-...oh, God, only three minutes left. -All right, quick."
- "All right, Kramer, you block off traffic. You two, go sweet-talk the pharmacist."
- "Kramer, hurry up."
- "Jerry, I've been preparing for this moment my entire life."
- "He looks like a frog."
- "...I was convinced that I was on the receiving end of one of the oldest..."
- "-Mr. Peterman, I-- -Elaine, I have a question for you."
- "...after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?"
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