The Frogger

Season 9, Episode 18 — 67 scenes

• "There are 200 people who work in this office."
• "Hey, what's going on here?"
• "Elaine, it's my last day."
• "I shouldn't go out with a friend of yours. I foresee messiness."
• "-Your old high school hangout. Why? -They're closing. Going for a last slice."
• "You sure have a lot of friends. How come I never see any of them?"
• "Oh, no, no, I had to fish around in the evidence room for it."
• "It's just some guy, he's been running around Riverside Park, you know..."
• "We'll have two slices and two grape sodas."
• "Getting that frog across the street was my entire life."
• "Perfect combination of Mountain Dew and mozzarella."
• "I think I remember why we stopped coming here."
• "Get well, get well soon We wish you to get well--"
• "Not you, Becky. I know you have a slow metabolism."
• "Get well, get well soon--"
• "I'll tell you, Lisi, I never expected that movie to--"
• "Well, it was nice meeting you. I'm sure, I'll see you--"
• "Hey, how you gonna keep the machine plugged in while you move it?"
• "Once you unplug the machine, all the scores will be erased."
• "You'd think just once, I could get a break."
• "...so that I can move it without losing power because I have the high score."
• "George, you're not gonna find an electrician like that..."
• "In fact, that's one of the things that we argue about."
• "GLC must live on."
• "I didn't realize how hooked I got on that 4:00 sugar rush."
• "-Hey, what? What is--? -Yeah, I dropped an egg."
• "It's a cakewalk."
• "Inside that small, college-boy mini-fridge is my latest acquisition."
• "...of King Edward VIII to Wallis Simpson, circa 1937."
• "-I thought we were going-- -Back to my place, that's right."
• "I just wanted to make out a little, but she kind of--"
• "Peterman got it at the Duke and Duchess of Windsor auction."
• "Well, they say ostrich has less fat, but you eat more of it."
• "-What is going on with you two? -I think by sleeping with her..."
• "Just make a clean break."
• "Just a little off the side. Perfect."
• "Oh, commander, isn't the wedding marvelous?"
• "Now, each of you is here because you're the best at what you do."
• "All right, all right, calm down. Calm down. Calm down."
• "-I thought we were stealing it. -Feels like we're stealing it."
• "Well, I need a battery for this kind of job."
• "-Where are the pizza ovens? -I thought the bathroom was here."
• "It's not that complicated."
• "I need to replace an antique piece of cake."
• "They got their own case at the end of the aisle."
• "Then this Pennsylvania Dutch thing comes out of nowhere."
• "Then may I say something without being interrupted?"
• "Well, go ahead, because I'd really like to know."
• "Boy, did your mother do a number on you."
• "Fine. So it's over."
• "Why is it dark out? What time is it?"
• "-See how it looks in the light of day. -Out."
• "We can work this out. I was wrong, you were right. I'll do anything."
• "The truck'll be there. Kramer's taped out a loading zone."
• "-Where? -Look what I found."
• "Why don't you put it in the car so I don't accidentally..."
• "...back to the wedding of one of the most dashing and romantic..."
• "...is the world's foremost appraiser of vintage pastry."
• "No, they have a display case at the end of the aisle."
• "-...oh, God, only three minutes left. -All right, quick."
• "All right, Kramer, you block off traffic. You two, go sweet-talk the pharmacist."
• "Kramer, hurry up."
• "Jerry, I've been preparing for this moment my entire life."
• "He looks like a frog."
• "...I was convinced that I was on the receiving end of one of the oldest..."
• "-Mr. Peterman, I-- -Elaine, I have a question for you."
• "...after six decades in a poorly-ventilated English basement?"