Season 9, Episode 18: "The Frogger"

I mean, now we're celebrating a sick day?

-I think it's nice. -What? What is nice?

Trying to fill the void in your life...

...with flour and sugar and egg and vanilla?

I mean, we are all unhappy.

Do we have to be fat too?

Not you, Becky. I know you have a slow metabolism.

I don't want one more piece of cake in my office.

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