Season 9, Episode 18: "The Frogger"

What is so bad about having a piece of cake?

It is the forced socializing.

Just because we work in the same office...

...why do we have to act like we're friends?

Why aren't you there now?

I had to take a sick day, I'm so sick of these people.

I talked to Lisi and tomorrow night's good for her.

I shouldn't go out with a friend of yours. I foresee messiness.

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