Season 9, Episode 18: "The Frogger"

...is the world's foremost appraiser of vintage pastry.

All right, Lubeck, how much is she worth?

I'd say about 219.

Two hundred and nineteen thousand dollars.

Lubeck, you glorious tit-willow...

...you just made me a profit of a $190,000.

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