The Puerto Rican Day

Season 9, Episode 20 — 65 scenes

• "Before that, people would just hit the ball and it would fly away."
• "-Jerry, you're gonna miss the exit. -Keep your shirt on, I got it."
• "I'll tell you when you can go. Wait, wait, wait."
• "Roll up your window. Let's do a pressed ham under glass."
• "They should make a movie about all the Hindenberg flights that made it."
• "...and then just as this eerie silence settles over the airfield..."
• "-It's the Puerto Rican Day parade. -It's the Puerto Rican Day parade."
• "See? If we had stayed, we could have seen those runs."
• "All right, gentlemen. I scouted it out. I think we can get out over there."
• "Hey, Jerry. You know who the grand marshal is of this thing?"
• "-This guy's giving me the stare-ahead. -The stare-ahead, I hate that."
• "-One more lane to go. -All right. We're here."
• "You can't do that. You can't just leave the group."
• "You're going to that again? To do that stupid line?"
• "Hell, I guess it is."
• "You know, actually, Jerry, you haven't worked a room that big in a while."
• "-I could walk faster than this. -No, you can't."
• "Now it's moving. Oh, yeah, I knew it."
• "That's cute. That's really cute."
• "Hey. Taxi! Taxi!"
• "I think someone has one of those funny laser pointers."
• "...I had this little zinger of my own I wanted to try."
• "-Six runs in the bottom of the ninth-- -I've gotta see this game."
• "You tell them that the car was stolen, and then you get another one free."
• "All right. If you refuse to grow up and scam your insurance company..."
• "A sense of humor is so much more important to me..."
• "That's gotta hurt!"
• "You had to grab it all with your lowbrow laser shtick."
• "He wants you to acknowledge that you cut him off..."
• "Yes. All right, Lamar, back it up a little bit so we can get out now."
• "And by the way, that was an "I'm not sorry" wave."
• "Jackass. So I'm a jackass now?"
• "So if everyone would just put their cars in reverse at the same time..."
• "But you knew the way to go. You went to college."
• "Elaine, why did you have the cab come down this street?"
• "Hey, George, I think there's a sniper looking to pop you."
• "...because then the whole ball will go up like the Death Star."
• "Hey, jackass, get me a Diet Dr Pepper."
• "All I know is that it's Sunday night, and I have got to unwind."
• "None of us saw the nylon flap. That might mean something."
• "Yes, I'm interested in the apartment."
• "I'm a wealthy industrialist and philanthropist and a bicyclist."
• "The asking price is a million and a half dollars."
• "Oh, don't worry, we'll get you home to your husband real soon."
• "You know, I don't think I've ever seen a man driving a Saab convertible."
• "Wouldn't it bounce back and forth between your cornea and the mirror?"
• "-The Mets got men on base. -I know. I was watching the game."
• "Actually, this room intrigues me. Why is it called the TV room?"
• "We should be able to get across right through here."
• "-We're gonna die. -Get ahold of yourself!"
• "There's people down there."
• "Let us out. There's an unmarried pregnant woman down here."
• "Wanna make out some more?"
• "Yeah, a feeling like this only happens once a year."
• "Yeah, see, now you're getting the spirit of it, huh?"
• "...so I was wondering if you know what day this is!"
• "Maybe we should stomp you like you stomp the flag."
• "Preferably one with some paint thinner and some rags?"
• "Mr. Pennypacker, this is Mr. Vandelay, and you know Mr. Varnsen."
• "...and Mr. Vandelay is also here, then who's watching the factory?"
• "Jerry, that's in Sweden."
• "Yeah. You know, it's like this every day in Puerto Rico."
• "Well, it is Sunday night, and you know how I like to unwind."
• "Looks like that building cut you off."
• "Well, this was a fun day. It's nice to get out."