Season 9, Episode 20: "The Puerto Rican Day"

So I guess you found out he's a jackass.

Because that's what's gonna happen.

Oh, he's giving you a mustache. Where is this guy?

No, don't. Don't look around. That's what he wants.

All right, well, I'll see you.

Hey, George, I think there's a sniper looking to pop you.

This thing can't hurt me, can it? I mean, it is a laser.

-What if it hits my eye? -I don't know.