Season 9, Episode 20: "The Puerto Rican Day"

The asking price is a million and a half dollars.

I spend that much on aftershave.

Yes, I buy and sell men like myself every day.

Now, I assume that there's a waterfall grotto?

-How about a bathroom? -It has four.

Yes. And where would the absolute nearest one be?

Just down the hall.

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