Season 9, Episode 20: "The Puerto Rican Day"

-Man, I'm starving. -How can you be hungry...

...after what you ate at that Mets game?

Because ballpark food doesn't count as real food.

Right. It's just an activity.

Like that paddle with the ball and rubber band.

You know, my friend Bob Saccamano made a fortune off of those.

See, he came up with the idea for the rubber band.

Before that, people would just hit the ball and it would fly away.

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