The Serenity Now

Season 9, Episode 3 — 65 scenes

• "If you want the legroom, say you want the room. Don't blame the mechanism."
• "...the man on the tape tells me to say, "Serenity now.""
• "I told Bobby and Lisa we'd try that new Chinese-Spanish place on Saturday."
• "I would like to see you get really mad."
• "So, what do you care what she thinks?"
• "Kramer, I am so sick of you coming in here and eating all of my food."
• "Any of you wanna come and help me fix my father's screen door in Queens?"
• "-Where are they going? -Fix a screen door in Queens."
• "-Should be able to buy a cheaper gift. -Oh, I don't think that's possible."
• "Might be time to just let her go, Frank. She's worked hard for you."
• "I did a little reading and I realized it wasn't that far-fetched."
• "Yes, I do. That's why I've got a secret weapon."
• "Damn it, they gave me cream. I asked for nonfat milk."
• "-Well, I'm not. -Yes, you are. Liar."
• "My boy's a man today. Can you believe it?"
• "-Tongue? -Yeah."
• "Well, this kid's not just a man, he's a man's man."
• "The two of you working in that garage is like a steel-cage death match."
• "This beauty has got a little life in her yet."
• "-Your mother recommended him. -Yeah, of course she did."
• "So, Adam, I just talked to your father and apology accepted."
• "...and tell Mitchell Tanenbaum that I'll be unable to attend this Saturday?"
• "Well, if I'm not a man, then this whole thing was a sham."
• "Starting tonight, we're having a little sales contest."
• "You want to sell computers? I will show you how to sell computers."
• "Hello, Mr. Finerman. You wanna buy a computer?"
• "All right, I see. Good answer. Thank you."
• "Look at your father. It takes time, patience, experience..."
• "-You barbecuing tonight? -Right after the fireworks."
• "Jerry, you've been yelling at me all afternoon."
• "Y'all come back real--"
• "Then you're free tonight. I heard about this great place called La Caridad."
• "What is this salty discharge?"
• "Patty won't call me back. I don't know if I can live without her."
• "And you're not getting your rock back either."
• "Are you still down in the dumps? Come on, it's just a chick."
• "I'm so lucky to have a friend like you, George."
• "You know what, if you want a computer, call me. I gotta go."
• "-Signal? What signal? -I don't know, I'll yell hoochie mama."
• "I know what it means. But what does being a shiksa have to do with it?"
• "The price that I could get you on a new desktop computer."
• "But the only reason you like me is because I'm a shiksa."
• "-Are you all right? -Oh, no, I'm fine. Fine. Serenity now."
• "...you are not gonna believe this. Now Lippman has renounced."
• "Look at us, hurtling through space on this big blue marble."
• "Then after I win the contest, I bring them all back, I get my money back."
• "I'll store these over at Kramer's apartment."
• "Jerry, I've got a lot going on with Lippman right now."
• "I think George is calling me, so I'm gonna go and give him a hand."
• "-They're both the same. You're fired. -Costanza, you won the Waterpik."
• "You know, you should tell your dad that "serenity now" thing doesn't work."
• "Yeah, yeah, yeah, the children, they've done some redecorating."
• "There's always next spring. Would you excuse me for a moment?"
• "Why couldn't you squeeze one of those stupid rubber balls..."
• "...but there's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations."
• "Elaine, there's much you don't understand about the Jewish religion."
• "...we could wing on down after the High Holidays."
• "...and everything I'm capable of."
• "I thought I could count on you for a little compassion."
• "-I love you, Jerry. -Right back at you, slick."
• "...I've always wanted to see the two of you get back together."
• "...brought Costanza and Son to the brink of bankruptcy."
• "I told you never to come in here. Serenity now."
• "Dad, you really should lay off the serenity-now stuff."
• "Move your crap, I'm coming in."