Create GIF →Search more Seinfeld quotes →Oh, hello, Mr. Vandelay.
Would you like to buy a computer?
Oh, really? Two dozen.
Costanza, you're white hot.
If you'd like to make call, please hang up and--
Hey, Braun, I got good news and bad news.
-They're both the same. You're fired. -Costanza, you won the Waterpik.
You're not gonna give away that Waterpik.