Season 9, Episode 3: "The Serenity Now"

I didn't try that till I was 23.

Well, this kid's not just a man, he's a man's man.

And I think he's been telling his friends.

I got invitations to six more bar mitzvahs.

Hello? Yeah, this is Jerry Seinfeld. No. No. No.

I do not wanna stop over in Cincinnati.

Well, then you upgrade me.

That's right, you should thank me. Goodbye.

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