Season 9, Episode 3: "The Serenity Now"

All I ever heard growing up is:

"Why can't you be more like Lloyd Braun?"

You know he was in a mental institution?

I didn't read his résumé.

Another sale, Mr. Costanza. Chalk me up on the big board.

-What is this? -This is your lagging.

-Good work, Braun. -Good for you, Lloyd.

So, Adam, I just talked to your father and apology accepted.

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