Season 9, Episode 3: "The Serenity Now"

I'm not apologizing. It was great. I told everyone.

Yeah, I know. By the way, could you do me a favor...

...and tell Mitchell Tanenbaum that I'll be unable to attend this Saturday?

Are you free Friday night?

I am, but that is not the point.

You are 13 and I am in my early 20s.

But I'm a man. The rabbi said so.

No, you are not a man.

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