Season 9, Episode 3: "The Serenity Now"

It takes a long time to become a man.

I mean, half my friends aren't even there yet.

Well, if I'm not a man, then this whole thing was a sham.

First he said I was gonna get great gifts...

...and then somebody gives me Boggle.

-I renounce my religion. -Who wants cookies?

As of this moment, I am no longer Jewish. I quit.