Season 9, Episode 3: "The Serenity Now"

-Morning, Ma. -You're late.

-Morning, Dad. -I'm not Dad in the work place.

My professional name is Mr. Costanza...

...and I will refer to you as Costanza.

-Morning, Braun. -Hey, George.

Two cream, no sugar.

What is Lloyd Braun doing here?

-Your mother recommended him. -Yeah, of course she did.