Season 9, Episode 3: "The Serenity Now"

You've got shiks-appeal.

Jewish men love a woman that's not like their mother.

-Oh, that's insane. -I'll tell you what's insane.

The price that I could get you on a new desktop computer.

-I am not buying a computer from you. -There's porn.

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