Season 9, Episode 3: "The Serenity Now"

Only if you buy. I gotta make a sale.

-I love you, Costanza. -Will you shut up?

Now, George! Turn on the faucet. George, turn on the faucet.

Hoochie mama. Hoochie mama. Hoochie mama.

So, now, the other Lippman kissed me.

Oh, sure. They're Jewish and you're a shiksa.

-What? -It means non-Jewish woman.

I know what it means. But what does being a shiksa have to do with it?

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