Season 9, Episode 3: "The Serenity Now"

Don't get me wrong, Mr. Lippman. I'm very flattered...

...that you found me attractive enough to lunge at me.

But the only reason you like me is because I'm a shiksa.

That's simply not true.

If you weren't Jewish, you wouldn't be interested.

-You are wrong. I'll prove it. -Oh, no, don't.

I renounce Judaism.