Season 9, Episode 3: "The Serenity Now"

Damn it, they gave me cream. I asked for nonfat milk.

I think they have one percent over there.

One percent? They can kiss one percent of my ass.

Okay, Jerry, enough. I'm not buying it.

You're damn right you're not buying it.

You shouldn't have to try. It's just being open.

I'm open. There's just nothing in there.

-Oh, you think I'm lying? -I think you are.