Season 9, Episode 3: "The Serenity Now"

-Did you and Patty just break up? -Yeah.

In fact, she broke up with me. And I don't wanna talk about it.

Then you're free tonight. I heard about this great place called La Caridad.

That's the last thing she said to me.

She wanted to go there also, but I wasn't in the mood.

-Oh, what is the matter? -It's Patty.

Jerry, you break up with a girl every week.

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