Season 9, Episode 3: "The Serenity Now"

And get George to put those boxes in the garage.

-Dad, what is all this? -It's junk.

My computers. I've been selling them for two months now.

You're selling computers?

Two months ago, I saw a provocative movie on cable TV.

It was called The Net, with that girl from the bus.

I did a little reading and I realized it wasn't that far-fetched.

Dad, do you know what it takes to compete with Microsoft and IBM?

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