Season 9, Episode 3: "The Serenity Now"

Rabbi, is there anything I can do to combat this shiks-appeal?

Elaine, shiks-appeal is a myth. Like the yeti...

...or his North American cousin, the Sasquatch.

Well, something's going on here...

...because every able-bodied Israelite in the county...

...is driving pretty strong to the hoop.

Elaine, there's much you don't understand about the Jewish religion.

For example, did you know that rabbis are allowed to date?

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