Season 9, Episode 3: "The Serenity Now"

Adam, you don't become a man overnight.

Look at your father. It takes time, patience, experience...

...several careers of varying success.

These are things that I look for in a man.

Well, that does me a lot of good. "Early 20s."

Well, I'm sorry, sir, I tried.

So that's the type of guy you're looking for?

I guess so. Why?

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