The Reverse Peephole

Season 9, Episode 12 — 70 scenes

• "-Careful. This plate is extremely hot. -Thank you."
• "-A fur? -Is there a problem?"
• "He was strutting around the coffee shop like Stein Eriksen."
• "We're not buying it at Bloomingdales. I will buy it. You pay me back later."
• "I had a great time at the last one. I was in charge of the music."
• "What? Has Newman got another Army man stuck in his ear?"
• "Newman and I are reversing the peepholes on our door..."
• "You know, if somebody wants to help themselves to an eyeful..."
• "Here's what you need. Just a couple of cards and your bank roll, see?"
• "Well, who says I can do any of the things I do in my place?"
• "Yeah, well, that's good. Because Newman and I, we think--"
• "It doesn't matter if it's more comfortable. It's wrong."
• "...a plastic sleeve for your comb and a wallet for your money."
• "You got more cow here than here."
• ""Show this card at any participating Orlando area Exxon station..."
• "-Who is it? -It's Newman."
• "Come on, we'll go and talk to him and we'll straighten this thing out."
• "The very fact that you oppose this makes me think I'm onto something."
• "Oh, no, don't worry about the music. Just have fun."
• "So, Elaine, notice anything different about my pants?"
• "-I need you to be in charge of coats. -Oh, fantastic."
• "Puddy, can you make sure nobody puts a drink on my sound system?"
• "Cocktail off the speaker."
• "Goodbye, Dr. Zaius."
• "Make it quick, Kramer. My wife and I are about to go bowling."
• "...and you're all wrong about him. He's a model tenant."
• "-What? -Hey, I got a coat just like this."
• "So now, Joe Mayo wants me to buy him a new coat."
• "...and that's the person who should be held responsible."
• "...even though I don't think I should be held responsible, which I am anyway."
• "You got a filing cabinet under half of your ass."
• "Here. Yeah, I'm fine."
• "Oh, no, this is supposed to go to Joe Mayo's apartment."
• "Sir, do you want me to deliver this chair to your friend's place or not?"
• "-Can't believe we're going dancing. -You don't go often?"
• "Well, there's very little sleeping going on."
• "No. That's a fur coat. Hey, give me a boost."
• "Where did you learn to climb trees like that?"
• "You know what? We sell this thing at Peterman that'd be perfect for you."
• "If I'm getting him a new fur, I'm not chipping in on a gift too."
• "So? You're getting a deal, right? We'll split it three ways."
• "...George isn't being completely honest with me."
• "-Here are your pliers back. -Oh, thanks."
• "-What are you talking about? -Well, they're hanging from the trees."
• "So to what do I owe this unusual invitation?"
• "Aside from this rattan piece, which seems oddly out of place."
• "...and I believe that it belongs to a friend of mine..."
• "...you're the only one who's held down a steady job for several years."
• "-And I have given the coat to her. -All right, we're done here."
• "...who'd throw me out of the apartment where I'd be dancing--"
• "So that Joe Mayo throws the worst parties, doesn't he?"
• "I can see you through the reverse peephole."
• "No, it's that's not even a woman's coat. That's a man's."
• "Oh, lots of them."
• "Oh, yeah, they wear a lot of furs. They're desperate, insecure people."
• "All you have to do is wear the fur, so Silvio thinks it's yours."
• "All right. Why don't you just take a good, hard look..."
• "If you do it, I'll give you that Walkman you're always asking about."
• "Joe doesn't like my taste in music. He's not getting a gift from me."
• "I've been lying to you for three days and now you're all screwing me."
• "All you gotta do is put this on, you go down to the corner..."
• "...you pick up a paper and come back."
• ""Learn guitar. First lesson free.""
• "...because you're an entertainer and you're desperate for attention."
• "-Yeah, all right, you're not fancy. -No. He's very fancy."
• "It must be the man that's sleeping with your wife."
• "The black leather thing with a strap."
• "Yeah, he's waiting inside his apartment for him..."
• "Yeah, I saw Jerry wearing his. He looked like a bit of a dandy."
• ""You got a question? You ask the 8 Ball.""