Season 9, Episode 12: "The Reverse Peephole"

We walked by Bloomingdales and I saw that massage chair...

...we wanna get Joe Mayo as an apartment gift.

An apartment-warming gift?

We gotta give presents to people for moving?

Birthdays, Christmas, it's enough gifts.

I would like one month off.

Kramer said it's perfect. That's what we're getting.

We're not buying it at Bloomingdales. I will buy it. You pay me back later.

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