Season 9, Episode 12: "The Reverse Peephole"

-Ready to go? -All set.

-Can't believe we're going dancing. -You don't go often?

No, because it's so stupid. Shall we?

Do me a favor. Can you hold this for me?

Compact, lipstick, all this?

And can you also carry my keys?

What are you, a medieval dungeon master?

And a tin of Altoids.

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