The Strongbox

Season 9, Episode 14 — 70 scenes

• "Maura, I want you to know, I've given this a lot of thought."
• "-What's that? -We're not breaking up."
• "It's not like you're launching missiles and you both have to turn your keys."
• "-I'd like to sleep with other women. -Always popular."
• "Jerry Lewis is gonna be at this Friars Club roast I'm going to."
• "So you would choose your last meal based on the method of execution?"
• "You know, it's painless, I don't want anything too heavy."
• "I think you're very beautiful."
• "Or he's a crime fighter safeguarding his secret identity."
• "Some taxidermy that's been in my family for generations."
• "...because if somebody finds this, they hold the key to all my possessions."
• "-How long did you last? -Well, that's classified."
• "Well, I don't know. I may never marry."
• "And so, for all these reasons, we are officially broken up."
• "Well, then I am gonna have to ask you to turn your key."
• "Married. That's it, I'm chucking the flower."
• "Well, will you at least keep me company until somebody comes out?"
• "I used to be able to have a huge meal and go right to sleep."
• "All right. Here. I'm gonna try and fix the buzzer."
• "You jammed your key in here. You shorted out my intercom."
• "Boy, I would loved to have been there when you told him off."
• "Well, he could be a superhero. You should have seen him run."
• "...that this is not an Easter egg hunt for your childish amusement."
• "George, the buzzer's broken. I'll come down."
• "I believe this belongs to you."
• "Where did you get that?"
• "There's have been some robberies in the building. I can't let you in."
• "So I broke up with Maura. It's done. I'm out."
• "That ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together."
• "Why does it always seem like I'm the only one working at this breakup?"
• "Mr. Apple, you have a brown spot."
• "It's nothing special, just a little place I keep."
• "You're the woman from the street, and I am so sorry."
• "-So you do live here. -Yeah."
• "-You live on this floor? -Yeah."
• "-So you live right there. -Yeah."
• "He wouldn't give me his number, because he doesn't have a phone."
• "Well, I am not paying Glenn off to get out of this relationship."
• "Apparently, I was unable to break up beyond a reasonable doubt."
• "Hey, Elaine. Maybe his girlfriend is Lois Loan."
• "-Tell Maura you're having an affair. -She's like a district attorney."
• "Hey, there's this secretary at work that always had a crush on me."
• "...if he wanted to let it stretch its wings in the hallway."
• "-I was just hanging out at his place. -Really? What's it like?"
• "So you say you've been in the city all winter?"
• "George, I've always fantasized about jumping into bed with you."
• "What are we doing in this alley, anyway?"
• "When they make the new ones, the old ones come out right here."
• "...you're the bear claw in the garbage bag of my life."
• "I know we got off to kind of a bad start, but your bird..."
• "All right, I think we're done here."
• "...and you're having an affair with a woman that won't have sex."
• "...and going to a staged reading of Godspell with the other."
• "That's why I took them out of your drawer and put them in my strongbox."
• "That strange Portuguese guy that lives next to the incinerator?"
• "They told us he was poisoned. Something in his food."
• "Fredo was weak and stupid. He shouldn't have eaten that key."
• "You just answered your own question."
• "The actor that played Jesus made some odd choices."
• "My serious girlfriend and my torrid love affair..."
• "Well, I understand if you never wanna see me again. So--"
• "-So this is still not over? -No."
• "Yeah, and I got you a cord of wood so you won't have to burn them."
• "All right, then you're the one getting the key out of him."
• "Listen, I heard that Lassie number three's buried here."
• "All right, honey, one last look, then you have to let Fredo rest in peace."
• "Give me 40. You'll never see me again."
• "So, what are you gonna do? Are you gonna live here, or move out or what?"
• "Well, will you look at that. I guess I forgot to lock it."
• "Really one for the books."