Season 9, Episode 14: "The Strongbox"

He wouldn't give me his number, because he doesn't have a phone.

He's not married. He's poor.

Is he wretchedly poor?

Does he wear one of those barrels with the straps?

He probably busted it up and burned it for heat.

So when are you giving Boxcar Willie his walking papers?

How can I end it over money? I feel bad.

Well, let's think.

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