Season 9, Episode 14: "The Strongbox"

-A little privacy, huh? -Oh, come on.

Come on, this is a security issue.

You wouldn't last a day in the Army.

-How long did you last? -Well, that's classified.

Hey, what if he's married?

-Kramer? -No, the Green Lantern.

So you would date a married guy?

That's so hacky.

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