Season 9, Episode 14: "The Strongbox"

There's a giant parrot in the hallway.

-It's Phil's. -Who?

Our neighbor that you turned against.

I told him it would be fine...

...if he wanted to let it stretch its wings in the hallway.

What did you tell him that for?

Since you've been playing God with the front door...

...I've been trying to smooth things out, Jerry.

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