Season 9, Episode 14: "The Strongbox"

-I don't find her attractive. -Solid.

-I'd like to sleep with other women. -Always popular.

Sometimes at restaurants she talks to her food.

"Oh, Mr. Mashed Potatoes, you are so good."

You have an airtight case.

-And in bed-- -I'm afraid we're out of time.

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