The Blood

Season 9, Episode 4 — 65 scenes

• "-You sure you can't stay longer? -No, we just came up for the funeral."
• "Yeah, looks like you're getting a little spare tire there, tiger."
• "No, no. The luggage is on the program."
• "If I'm out on the street and it starts to go down..."
• "Actually, I'm gonna need someone to look after him tomorrow evening."
• "Let me know if there's anything I can do to lend support for the mood."
• "-Cream soda? -Vanilla."
• "...the first thing they ask is, "Who's responsible for this?""
• "Told her I had a bus transfer that was only good for another hour."
• "The skin on the top, like when your mother used to make it on the stove."
• "Oh, no, no. No more banks. I'm keeping my blood in my freezer..."
• "I guess we could use some food in our lovemaking."
• "They used pastrami in that movie, 9 1/2 Weeks."
• "So she didn't appreciate the erotic qualities of the salted-cured meats."
• "I told you, George, no more pudding. I'm starting a purification program."
• "What the hell is that?"
• "...should find its way across that hall, I will freak out on you, Kramer."
• "You know, for a fat guy, you're not very jolly."
• "...changed her mind whether someone was responsible enough..."
• "Yeah, I'm over at Jerry's. I got your message."
• "Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go fill my freezer with my own blood."
• "Hi. You gotta get out of here. I'm gonna babysit the hell out of that kid."
• "Kramer is actually sleeping one off, so I thought that I would help out."
• "I thought you were supposed to be babysitting."
• "He made more of those pudding skin singles. They're delicious."
• "I told him I didn't want this stuff around anymore."
• "You're dead, President Lincoln."
• "Really? Some sitters have told me he's a bit of a handful."
• "...it's nice to know there's somebody like you around."
• "Anyway, you're lucky I was there. You lost a lot of blood."
• "You got three pints of Kramer in you, buddy."
• "If I could add TV to the equation, that would really be the ultimate."
• "...and if the worst happens, she wants me to take care of Jimmy."
• "I heard Kramer got mugged out in the suburbs on a babysitting gig."
• "Look, I need somebody to shave it for me."
• "I'll catch you tonight. We'll do sort of an all over kind of thing, all right?"
• "Jerry, you really have to take better care of yourself."
• "Well, maybe if you called more often, I wouldn't have to."
• "Is it all right if I watch in your bedroom? Because your bed is nice."
• "No, no, I do not want that in here."
• "Mr. Mandelbaum, you're the personal trainer?"
• "I don't know. I don't know. We had Ho Hos for dinner and then--"
• "It's probably why I can't hold a job or keep a man."
• "Is this a gym or some kind of fitness museum?"
• "Not enough to make a man of you, daffodil."
• "Now for the trifecta."
• "What are you doing?"
• "Well, yeah. An instructional video on how to make your own sausages."
• "Blood over there, sausage over here. I'm living in a slaughterhouse."
• "I can't believe I got another session with Izzy Mandelbaum."
• "You've combined food and sex into one disgusting, uncontrollable urge."
• "You know, now I gotta go to Jimmy's birthday party."
• "-Why did you get rid of that sausage? -It wasn't me. It was Mr. Mandelbaum."
• "...keep it down because Newman's taking a nap in your bed."
• ""If the engine begins to overheat turn off air conditioner.""
• "This thing is bone dry."
• "-I'm gonna go say hi to Jimmy. -Okay."
• "No, she's going to live with her grandparents in Pennsylvania."
• "Elaine has been chosen to represent the Upper West Side..."
• "I find the pastrami to be the most sensual of all the salted-cured meats."
• "-Mandelbaum. Mandelbaum. -Mandelbaum. Mandelbaum."
• "There's something wrong with your car."
• "Well, for the first quarter-mile they thought I was just dogging it."
• "Yeah, Jimmy, why don't you go wait outside."
• "Well, they told me I got more blood, so I guess I owe you again."