Season 9, Episode 4: "The Blood"

Hey, Jerry, it's okay. I'm right here.

I can see that. What happened?

Well, that-- That knife it...nicked your jugular.

You know, Jerry, when somebody yells, "Heads up"...

...you're not supposed to actually look up.

I'll remember that.

Anyway, you're lucky I was there. You lost a lot of blood.

-What? -Oh, yeah.

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