The Maid

Season 9, Episode 19 — 64 scenes

• "I've gone as far as I can go with George Costanza."
• "But there's no T in your name. What about G-Bone?"
• "Didn't he throw you off a bus in the middle of Alabama?"
• "-All done. -Thank you. Nice job."
• "-You have a girlfriend? -Jerry, where have you been?"
• "I don't know if I can handle one of these long-distance relationships."
• "They've run out of 212s so all the new phone numbers are 646."
• "I'm gonna have to stop by later and pick up a fax."
• "There's a lot of stuff in my apartment I've never seen."
• "-In fact, you might as well call me-- -That sounds good."
• "Well, then we should call you T-Bone."
• "T-Bone. T-Bone. T-Bone. T-Bone. T-Bone."
• "You have 57 messages."
• "Hey, it's George. Listen, I--"
• "-Well, Cindy, the place looks great. -Thanks, Jerry. Gotta run."
• "Elaine, do you think I would go willy-nilly into a situation..."
• "They're separate and I think somewhat sophisticated."
• "Well, I signed up for a food delivery service, "Now We're Cooking.""
• "-So should I pick those up later? -You can pick them up right now."
• "All right, Miss Benes. All finished. Here's your new number."
• "You know, I could have killed you and no one would have known."
• "Jerry, you know this comes on at the same time here..."
• "Madeline stays here."
• "Laundry's piling up there. You might wanna tell your girlfriend."
• "-Did you ever eat an ostrich burger? -No."
• "You're probably one of those women who doesn't give out her number."
• "Excuse me, can I talk to you for a second there, Watkins?"
• "Okay, everybody, I have an announcement to make."
• "Koko, the monkey."
• "...did she by any chance have a 212 phone number?"
• "I'm getting out of town. I'm gonna visit Madeline for the weekend."
• "Thanks, Jerry. Bye."
• "Well, what's the matter?"
• "She's coming over and not cleaning. It's like I'm seeing a prostitute."
• "She doesn't do laundry and I'm getting nothing."
• "Taxi cab drivers are insane. You know, everybody is in a hurry."
• "-Jerry, come on, what'd you say? -What?"
• "...from this little old lady in my building, Mrs. Krantz."
• "So how's it going at work? Did they get tired of it?"
• "You know, if I could get this Coco woman down to Kruger..."
• "Oh, yeah? So, what am I supposed to do? Be more like you?"
• "All sealed up in here, emotionally unavailable?"
• "It was great seeing you again. I love your outfit."
• "-You booked me for today. -But you really didn't do any work."
• "So, what are you saying? That I'm a bad maid..."
• "You know, I don't think I wanna be your girlfriend or maid."
• "Hey, what happened to the guy I had last time?"
• "-No, you got the wrong number, kid. -Gammy Krantz?"
• "No, it's just that I've been kind of buried over here."
• "I went down to Madeline's. I told her you gotta move or it's over."
• "-No, it's Original Ray's. -Famous Original Ray's?"
• "...stay alive. No matter what occurs, I will find you."
• "She says she had a little problem with you, you didn't pay."
• "But if I don't get my money from you, I'm gonna get it from her."
• "Your parents still haven't said anything to you about your gammy?"
• "Yup, yup. Okay. Goodbye, Bobby. Don't call anymore."
• "Nexus of the universe."
• "-Let me give it to you. -Looking for a good time, sir?"
• "My friend was supposed to pick me up. I don't know where he is."
• "Why don't you get in the car?"
• "These are soft seats."
• "This is our new vice president of acquisitions, sir."
• "-Well, what's your name? -My name is Coco. Coco Higgins."
• "Excuse me, vice president Coco. No one cares about your gammy."