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They heard I opened for Kenny Rogers once.
Didn't he throw you off a bus in the middle of Alabama?
Oh, I had that coming to me.
You know, Kenny Rogers has--
Why did you get a maid?
You don't have to whisper. She knows she's a maid.
Where did you get her?