Season 9, Episode 19: "The Maid"

-What? -Come on, Jerry, you didn't notice?

Notice what? She's not really even a maid.

She wants to be an actress...

...or a model or a dancer...

-...or a newswoman. -Newswoman.

Well, bad news, boys.

Yeah, my life is over. My girlfriend's moving away.

-You have a girlfriend? -Jerry, where have you been?

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