Season 9, Episode 19: "The Maid"

-No T-Bone? -Hey, is that T-Bone?

No. There's no T-Bone.

-Why no T-Bone? -Why no T-Bone?

Because Neil Watkins from Accounting is T-Bone.

I'm back. Hey, you wanna play cards over the phone?

Oh, hey, listen, Jerry.

Laundry's piling up there. You might wanna tell your girlfriend.

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