Season 9, Episode 19: "The Maid"

-Tea with lemon. -What happened to your voice?

I was screaming at hecklers all night.

Last time I open for a rodeo.

Well, Jerry, I've been thinking.

I've gone as far as I can go with George Costanza.

Is this the suicide talk, or the nickname talk?

"George." What is that? It's nothing.

It's got no snap. No zip.

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